• Michelle

Not MY Child

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

My sweet, darling 3 year old John does not repeat every swear word that is rarely uttered in our home. For instance, he did not say “Gosh Dammit” just last night. Not my sweet little angel.

Gary wouldn’t keep a loose tooth in his mouth for over a week as it hangs by a thread because “it hurts too much when I pull on it” and delights when he see’s me grossed out by it.

When picking up the boys from the babysitter last week, John had barely gotten up from his nap and he crawled onto my lap. As I was conversing with the babysitter, this conversation did NOT happen between me, the babysitter, and John.

Me talking to babysitter: blah, blah, blah…

John: Mommy

Me talking to babysitter: blah, blah, blah…

John: Mommy

Me talking to babysitter: blah, blah, blah…

John: Mommy

Me talking to babysitter: blah, blah, blah…

John: Mommy

Me talking to babysitter: blah, blah, blah…

John to babysitter: Jeni

Jeni: Yes, John?

John: I’m talking to mommy

No way did that happen. My children are always polite and wait their turn to talk.

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One Response

  1. HA! HA! HA! HA! Love it! John definitely has a very entertaining personality!

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